A joke...

Here's a funny story:

"The woman teacher asks the children questions.
“What is it that has four legs, is brown and lives in the forest?”
“A moose” Susan says.
“Your thought was right” the teacher says “ but it could also have been a deer.”
“What is it that is green and jumps around in the grass?”
“A grasshopper” Betty says.
“Your thought was right, but it could also have been a frog.”
Then little Peter asks a question to the teacher.
“What is it that is big and hard when Mrs puts it in her mouth, and small and soft when taken out?”
The teacher slaps Peter, but he continues.
“Your thought was right…but it could also have been a chewing gum!”"

Hahahahaha....